I’m Bored: Commenting The US Presidential Election With Lily Allen’s Songs

Cause why not, this election is a gold mine for people who is willing to make fun of it.

Lily Allen is a British pop singer that has some fame in around 2009, before Adele eventually churn out consistently memorable songs even when she’s taking care of a baby with her own voice while Lily decided to take a rest so she could be taking care for her baby, till the point that her brother, Alfie, who she mocked in her song, Alfie, is more famous than her than to Game of Thrones, a show that I am not interested in.

While our viewpoints are different, I don’t care about it because both of us are unable to vote for the next US President, the election is over & people have to deal with it, and I will always remember some of her songs by heart, that is how strong some of her songs are before Sheezus muck everything up..

Thus, to remember her (for some reason), I decided to use her songs to match some feelings for this US Election, again. (So please don’t take this seriously)

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I’m Bored: The Apprentice US Season 1, Episode 1

Coming back for a while with a rewind, why not?

Here’s the summary of Donald Trump

Donald Trump: Well I’m already a successful businessman, why don’t I become an author. (Later) Now every bookworms know about me, why don’t I join Oprah. (Later) Now everybody who owns a tv knows about me, why don’t I create my own tv show? (Later) Now my show has become a reality tv icon (in the UK at least), but I want something more, something bigger than sending celebrities to do meager jobs.

‘CLAP’

I know, with all these life experiences, why don’t I try to Make America Great Again, and become the president of the United States?

And just like that, despite spending half the amount of his rival, Hillary Clinton & the DNC, despite basically having no experience as a politician, and despite California & their 55 Democrat Electoral Votes…

He somehow made it happen, and this is our reality.

So to celebrate, here is the series where everybody know about him the most, The Apprentice, where the only season that this blogger watches fully is the Martha Stewart season (& you know how well that works out)

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